Hard hat required

We take the eating of birthday cake very serious around here, proper attire is required.

Bean eating his 2nd birthday cake

… and the world stopped

Bean: What’s that?

Momma: It looks like a little tractor.

Bean: Loader, actually.

(pause)

Momma: What did you say?

Bean: I say ‘loader.’ Carter say ‘LOADER,’ Momma!