• -Jersey number of hockey player Kris Draper
• -A song by The Smashing Pumpkins
• -The coming of age of a hobbit
• -Vertebrae of the human spine when the bones that form the coccyx are counted individually
• -Jesus’s age when he was crucified in 33 A.D. (wait, didn’t I say that last year too?)
• -The age in which I would exist in heaven (yeah, like that’s gonna happen)
• -The atomic number of arsenic

Happy Birthday to me. Now where did I put my glasses?